Catalogue One: small and full of things.

This catalogue was made for the Hayvend vending machine project, for which artist's submitted multiples of a size small enough to be contained in a vending machine (installed in art-friendly bars and other venues around London).   The purchaser inserted £1, and got someone's art object. I need to check the exact dates but it was sometime around 1996-1998.  

Page by page, I present The Mail-Order Catalogue of Mr Joel Creme:

The front cover (featuring Mr Creme).

Cover

Page 1 (outlines the basics for using the catalogue):

Page 1 (instructions)

Page 2/3:

Small, bad-tempered animals.

Page 4/5

 

Naughty. With filthy tongues.

Page 6/7

Inane Questions, with example question and answer

Page 8/9

In Plasticine, gaudy.

Page 10/11

A scary read

Page 12/13

Nice for a birthday

Page 14/15

More good quality plasticine products

Page 16/17

Talking doll, speaks your language.

Page 18/19

Useful for public speakers.

Page 20/21

Some comfort for the worried.

Page 22/23

Ideal for modern homes.

Page 24/25

Useful... and so cheap!

Page 26/27

Lovable. 

Page 28/29

Can you wait for the postman to arrive?

Page 30: how to order.